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Book It, Pack It… Jet Off: Clubbing Holidays 2013

You know you need to go. You know it more than FHM knows Tulisa isn’t the hottest girl in the world. Next year’s summer clubbing holidays are already calling and it’s just a matter of how to afford those sessions in the sun.

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Times are tight. You know it’s tough when you’re down to one Nando’s a week, you’re confined to the Sub of the Day and you’re ordering Happy Meals (and it’s not for the free SpongeBob toys). Clubbing holidays 2013 are already online, so why wait until next Spring to book?

Early bird offers are the way to go. That doesn’t mean picking up ladies pre-9am at Starbucks. Let’s start from the beginning…

Booking a holiday in advance has so many benefits. Your mates may think otherwise but, frankly, they’re wrong.

Knowing the exact cost of your holiday so many months in advance allows you to break down that balance into affordable chunks and pay it off in affordable, interest-free monthly payments.

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This isn’t really rocket science. It might seem that way if you’re studying Media, Critical Thinking or Mickey Mouse, but actually it’s just common sense. Honest, ask the lad with the glasses that is actually studying rocket science.

Also, booking early does open your holiday up to discounts. Simply put, travel companies love folks who book in advance, and so are often willing to knock a lil’lolly off the price of your getaway.

Team this with a web exclusive rate (come on, you weren’t gonna book at the travel agent, were you? Loser) and you’ve got yourself one helluva chunk of wonga off your clubbing holidays 2013.

Put it like that to your mates and they’ll wonder what the bejeebers they were on.

Summer clubbing holidays 2013 are online now; book it, pay your balance and then casually laugh in the faces of everyone doing overtime next Spring. You know it makes sense.